More Samuel. And Cats!

"We are going to kill you."

...The cat spoke.

"It's true. I have no qualms with this action."

...And it apparently had more than one personality, too. Logically - if logic could be applied to this situation - there would be two feline personalities, or perhaps two with the addition of a third overriding personality, represented by the purple and red halves of the cat.

Being as the red half of the cat appeared to be worse for wear - and sizing me up - this would be the aggressive personality. The purple side, then, was the one which had just claimed to have no qualms against killing me (I doubted they could, regardless of severe mutation), and therefore the one which would presumably have stepped in and stopped the red personality otherwise. The purple, then, I assumed to be the stronger personality, and the one I should appeal to.

However, before I could appeal, the creature had already leapt for my face - if you are wondering why it took so long, please bear in mind that what I have written was processed much faster by me at the time than it has taken you to read it now.

Now, I know to always be prepared in a combat situation. However, most of my combat situations are not against cats. I was already at a distinct disadvantage.