"I've eaten too much."
"You? Eat too much? Goodness me, how many people died this time?"
"Sh-shut up!"
"How about another pie, tubs?"
"Shut up! I s-s-swear, when the time comes round again I'm going to thump you so hard!"
"Or you'll just roll around on your flab."
"Sh-sh-sh-sh -"
"Shuh-shuh-shuh?"
"Sh-sh-sh-shut up!"
"Ha! You keep saying that. You're so pathetic."
"I hate you!"
"Ooh, stronger this time!"
"I'm going to make you suffer."
"...Excuse me?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Couldn't you tell?"
"...Wait, you're not..."
"Recognise me? My, you're stupid."
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